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Lee Demotivational Poster


FINALS WEEK -


TAGS: finals sleep deprivation
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:20 pm
The librarian walks over to her, sticks his finger in her. She screams, slaps him, and runs away. The librarian yells "She's still alive!"
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 12:05 pm
Added to faves! lol 5 Naps!
guyfox - December 15, 2010, 8:23 pm
oh how true
Donkasaurus - December 15, 2010, 7:04 pm
#1 - yes it is 5L! #2 I love leggings...5L!


TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


GO TO SLEEP!!!! - GO AHEAD,I'M WAITING.




SLEEPING DISORDER -




BE VEWY VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: women sleeping peace and quiet
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whoflungdung74 - September 16, 2013, 7:14 am
My wife's an Insomniac lol!!
mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:48 am
its funny cause it true lol
UlyssesArt - October 27, 2011, 7:08 pm
lol very good
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:08 pm
Had to laugh at this one... 5 (more hours of peace for men).
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:34 pm
55555h!
mariand - October 25, 2011, 4:32 pm
ditto


GEDDY LEE - If he played with more than 1 finger ...we would all die.


TAGS: rush geddy lee bass progressive rock
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by James Luther

bassist - May 23, 2009, 9:50 pm
Geddy = FUCK YEAH!!!


CHRISTOPHER LEE -


TAGS: christopher lee
Rating: 4.48/5

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Cannabal - June 2, 2013, 2:55 pm
Norris huh?


SLEEP TIGHT -


TAGS: sleep stare insomnia
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Sho

DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:34 pm
Is that Chris Crocker?? Ha ha...
Sho - May 28, 2012, 5:42 pm
You're welcome >:)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2012, 2:51 pm
This clearly explains the freakin' front door slamming after I got up around this time for no reason. Thanks for bringing back my insomnia. 5 lions!
jedimonk - May 14, 2012, 8:47 am
I agree to this. Usually an animal, either cat or dog, that wants food. Creepy thought.
OTC - May 13, 2012, 12:06 pm
MissPriss, if they're not satisfied, its their fault for quitting too soon;-)
Verdeckt - May 12, 2012, 11:56 pm
Trouble5ome
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 3:56 pm
Wow I know that feeling, usually after sex, they stare as if asking...that's it? 5l for making fun of my life ;)
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 2:28 pm
Thank5 in advance for some sleepless nights!


THE FINAL CHUCK NORRIS FACT. - Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in "Way Of The Dragon".


TAGS: bruce lee chuck norris
Rating: 3.41/5
Gamedoc - April 21, 2012, 10:00 am
True, but in Chuck's case it was only TEMPORARY...Bruce's was permanent, which just goes to show you how awesome Chuck is. =p
Seiji - March 25, 2011, 1:56 am
he did not kill chuck norris. chuck norris only wanted you to thank he was dead
Koradan - January 29, 2010, 11:44 am
Sure he killed Chuck Norris. He is also DEAD. Co-incidence?
Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
If Bruce Lee killed chuck norris, who is on informercials for a home gym, and whos dead O: (happy produceman?)
mmmBingSoo - December 3, 2009, 3:45 am
bruce lee is way better then chuck why the hell is this getting such a low score
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:26 pm
I'm waiting for someone to say that Chuck Norris somehow caused Bruce Lee's real death.
Sean - December 2, 2009, 4:59 pm
Dammit! I haven't seen that one yet.


Sleeping Beauty -


TAGS: movie not rated cosby sleeping
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 11:10 pm
Never fails, Ism manages to pop back in with a 5L'er everytime.
Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:16 am
You, you are just a horrible per5on. For that, I admire you.
concern3 - July 12, 2015, 12:56 am
Scary true a 5er
GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:47 pm
Beard baby, where ye been?


THIS GUY - Is The Only Man That Has Ever Kicked Chuck Norris' Ass And Lived


TAGS: bruce lee chuck ass kicked
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:05 pm
Ugh...new laptop keyboard
Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:02 pm
we can be pretty sure THIS GUY would have mor eidgnity than to be hawking junk exercise equipment just to still be on TV
nerfyou - November 20, 2012, 8:05 pm
False. Chuck just let Bruce live for 6 months to make him think that!
Nissta - August 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
Mainly because THEY trained each other in their way of fighting, Bruce was just a little bit better that Chuck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2012, 6:35 pm
I heard cow and grass and I came running......
Reality Lord - May 8, 2012, 6:05 pm

you can't put a social network against a person. its like putting one blade of grass against a cow. sheeesh :)
OmegaReaper - May 8, 2012, 1:06 pm
According to the link you posted the power of twitter beats them both together :P
Reality Lord - May 5, 2012, 7:02 am

proof: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=bruce+lee&word2=chuck+norris


I CAST... - Sleep Spell!


TAGS: hawk sleep
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by motinet

Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:03 pm

lolz
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 11:10 am
5L
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 3:35 am
Gotta hit the hay. Set your clocks, fellas.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 8:02 pm
heh heh heh.... lovin' it!
GreyScorpion - February 8, 2010, 8:51 pm
quality will always prevail, the votes have spoken.
motifake - February 8, 2010, 8:29 pm

Woo hoooo! This one made a come back :)
Eternal Lord Jackass - February 6, 2010, 2:26 pm
Just hope he doesn't wake up and cast blind
BoneCD - February 6, 2010, 5:50 am
very well done Mr.M!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 1:00 am
I love it! 5 eagles!
motifake - February 5, 2010, 5:41 pm

Dammit, I had the top spot for a little while hehe...
Airman - February 5, 2010, 5:36 pm
LOL!
Fatt Matt - February 5, 2010, 5:21 pm
you need 3 successes, now roll... er, I mean... NERD!!
GreyScorpion - February 5, 2010, 3:46 pm
So simple, yet brilliant. 5L
R.S.Jake - February 5, 2010, 3:36 pm
Ha Ha! 5 Crystal Staffs! (de-geeking in 5..4..3..2..1)


INSOMNIA - Sleep is overrated. It's like practicing death


TAGS: death sleep
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Sound

forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:48 am
Sound, your pic is very nice and fits very well! I don't think the coffin picture would be better!
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 9:58 pm
5 temazepam. If it does not put you to sleep you will not care.
Sound - September 22, 2010, 6:13 pm
I wanted someone in a coffin with their eyes open but couldn't find one i liked
forseti - September 22, 2010, 5:16 pm
it's probably hard to find a better pic after being up for some days ;)
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:52 pm
5Ls, The Pic Sorta Creeps Me Out..
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:46 pm
I love it, could have found a better pic maybe but still i love it. 5L


LEROY! - WHO DA MASTAH?


TAGS: last dragon bruce leeroy shonuff kung fu master
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Shtoink

Lovellama - December 17, 2009, 4:45 pm
Best...movie...ever!
Anonymous2 - June 3, 2009, 1:03 pm
*catches Sho-nuff's fist* I am.
bubba - June 3, 2009, 12:08 pm
sho-nuf
agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 8:50 am
The baddest mo fo low down around this town!


DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!


TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


impuissance -


TAGS: sleep game safe
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Sho

steve1961 - March 8, 2014, 5:21 am
That's okay, Space...I was part of the conversation and even I didn't know what I was talking about...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2014, 3:13 am
Yet, once again. I 5ay to myself, "Self, read just one more before you go to bed." Thank you Sho. Thank you, oh so very much for the sweet dreams... Thank you. (Good job)
spacedog - March 4, 2014, 9:19 pm
I couldn't figure out what the hell you guys were talking about. On the plus side of this site damn isn't censored.
TerrorAustralis - March 4, 2014, 1:51 pm
yeah but when people see damn, "d a m n" isnt the first thing they think of. and "dam" isnt filtered, so its basically just punishing people for having good spelling.
steve1961 - March 4, 2014, 1:46 pm
Because it's a swear word...
TerrorAustralis - March 3, 2014, 6:59 pm
why is d a m n getting picked up by the swear filter?
TerrorAustralis - March 3, 2014, 6:58 pm
damn... thats good.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 10:22 am

whooooooooooooooooooa. thnx sho....paranoia level way way up now.


I TOTALLY TAKE BACK - all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger


TAGS: sleepy work
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by longnose

MrSkateRookie - May 22, 2011, 5:53 am
well know to get mines now then
steph1 - May 21, 2011, 10:26 am
ditto - sooo true


HITMONLEE - He had pups


TAGS: hitmonlee pokemon offspring puppies
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Bunito

oh my god - August 16, 2009, 1:01 am
funniest tunnel, EVER!!!!!!!!!! seriously, i'm in tears!


3 O'CLOCK RUT - It's that time of the day when no matter how many coffees or power shots you have, your forehead plays knock knock with the desk and keyboard.




EVEN THE BEST SECURITY SYSTEM - Only functions when it is activated




WHY WOMEN CAN'T SLEEP - Each one of those little blue balls Is a thought,a problem or a decision that needs to be made Man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts


TAGS: why women can t sleep
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by house

Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 5:31 pm
5L's good job. x


SNOOZE ALARM - IF WE WERE MEANT TO POP OUT OF BED WE'D ALL SLEEP IN A TOASTER


TAGS: sleep
Rating: 4.36/5


OR YOUR CATS -


TAGS: voices crazy sleep insanity night
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:10 pm
Mine's like a popcorn popper, hence my Obsession poster. Just asingular voice, though. ;) Eventually it shorts out and stops functioning.
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:01 am
mine start showing movies!
falloutghoul - January 16, 2012, 6:54 pm
I know how that feels. I have a good train of thought RIGHT when I go to sleep.


The general Lee as a baby -


TAGS: generallee car 01
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by fgd051943

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:54 am
Cadet Lee or Butter Bar Lee.
demon001 - October 31, 2013, 9:22 pm
Shouldn't it be: "Private Lee"?
MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 2:36 pm
If you haven't already, please drop this by at motofake too!


INSOMNIA -


TAGS: insomnia ak can t sleep eye
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Arrogant Knight

TheTrashHeap - August 10, 2010, 12:04 pm
Bump from the past.
Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 10:18 am
Too late, 3hrs of sleep a night for the last 2 weeks. I'm starting to think that Ubi is the pinnacle of tv programs.
Arrogant Knight - September 9, 2009, 10:14 am
It meant "Stay the f*ck away or it'll consume you too" ...Seriously, run.
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:13 am
hahaha "INSOMNIA" kinda meant "SEARCH IT AND ADMIRE IT NEWB" to me...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 9, 2009, 10:12 am
Gave me a chance to 5 it. I was sure I had voted on this one before though.....
Arrogant Knight - September 9, 2009, 10:11 am
I didn't ask you to go and dig it up.. God dammit, now it's in my head vividly. Thanks a LOT.
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:10 am
oh and gave yah a 4
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:10 am
Yeah... It's kinda creepy... I sleep like a dead rock though
LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:18 pm
Zzzzzzzz...what? huh? whozat? Zzzzzzzzz...
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:21 am
Anyone who wants to do a true demot right, can learn a lot from this one. The color of the text. The length of each line. The simplicity of the over all format. If you've had a serious case of insomnia, you'll want to pummel AR for doing this one.


THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX - So I can finish my nap


TAGS: cat box sleep bob
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by rodangol

Schultz1 - April 7, 2012, 1:08 am
Schrödinger's cat!
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 1:02 am
That is so my cat, lol!


SLEESTAK. - Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your cave...




PRAIRIE PROVERBS - Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.


TAGS: proverbs wisdom worry sleepy quote
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:28 am
Ain't that the truth.
beastmaster - July 29, 2012, 9:02 pm
Thank you! :)
maoworks2 - March 29, 2012, 7:03 am
Very Nice!
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:54 pm

sweet


EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT A VAMPIRE - He's a fairy.


TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by MeYouFools

Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:45 am
1L


BITCH, PLEASE! - A real man can tame even the wildest pussy. Tell 'em, Tarzan!


TAGS: jungle fever spike lee tarzan jane bitches be crazy
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

brianjayy - February 11, 2011, 7:33 pm
I don't recall Stallone doing Tarzan... :)
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:42 pm
That tiger won't be straying into Africa again.


INSOMNIA -


TAGS: sleep thoughts insomnia never hammy
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 12, 2013, 3:22 am
You will notice by the time at when I wrote this, I have a long night ahead of me.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 7:41 am
thanks Ice :D and New guy :D
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:40 am
Agreed. Tonight's not my night, and that awesome (creepy) photo won't help matters even if I tried.
ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 9:42 pm
Nice work Hamster.


HELL NO - I don't sparkle in sunlight!


TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.88/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:46 am
Meh a bit better. Dont continue on the vampire theme tho.


NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!


TAGS: batman robin green hornet kato bruce lee wayne
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
true, you can't beat that. however, that's the green hornet, it's guns...that shoot bullets
Guest091 - July 18, 2009, 11:01 am
I must admit, this Batmobile was probably the best one of them all featured on the show/movies. You can't be a classic ride.


FACING THE WORLD -


TAGS: sleep morning tired good wake
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:21 am
MAN That Hit's The Spot


When all else fails -


TAGS: nap sleep bench stress
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Iconoclast - August 4, 2013, 10:42 pm
My thought was that his shoes will be gone when he wakes up.
lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 4:57 pm

Naps are good! This poor guy needs a girlfriend with a cushy lap or a fatter briefcase.


THE PACKERS - yes, they are this boring




BRUCE LEE - The only person in the world to DEFEAT Chuck Norris. He is also dead. Coincidence?


TAGS: chuck norris bruce lee
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Koradan

mike - August 7, 2009, 1:09 pm
its because chuck norris didnt have a beard.. with a beard chuck would trash him
Lord Loss - July 15, 2009, 1:40 pm
He may be dead, but his legacy lives on. Chuck Norris will never live down his defeat.


CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




remember -


TAGS: sleep angel
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Sho

NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:14 am
All, too, often!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 12:57 pm
Awe, man Sho! Dang, this is classic! 5 angels for you... crap, in this context that didn't sound right. Lol


18, 19, 20, 21, 22.... -




EVER FIND THAT PERFECT SLEEPING POSITION? - Me Neither


TAGS: dog flexible sleeping unusual position
Rating: 4.48/5

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caveman - December 13, 2011, 6:23 am
Dude i will say one thing..................... Nice.


2012 - Guatemala is as good a place to start as any By the time anyone notices Galactus will be here




1011001001 - l334; 7h3 53x [email protected] 0f n3rd5


TAGS: leet and the matrix
Rating: 2.78/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 17, 2010, 5:13 pm
I just wanted to point out that Fatt Matt. has the best Avatar on motifake. Truffle shuffle! truffle shuffle!
Fatt Matt - March 17, 2010, 3:06 pm
Periodic table and a centerpiece of mind!
CANADA - March 17, 2010, 2:38 pm
10001110101 by clutch
Treehodger - March 17, 2010, 2:21 am
No, I am pretty sure the poster says "1334; 7h3 53x [email protected] 0f n3rd5"... Get your eyes checked Jake, haha.
R.S.Jake - March 15, 2010, 4:21 pm
Isn't that EXACTLY what the poster says?
know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 4:16 pm
binary: elite; the sex talk of nerds


SLEEPING AT WORK - I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!




WINTER HAIKU - I wake, reluctant; Too cold to get out of bed But I need to pee.




CAT STACKING - Just wait till that pup wakes up!




Timeline -


TAGS: life fleeting glimpse
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - October 25, 2014, 1:24 pm
Tnx.
maoworks2 - October 25, 2014, 12:50 pm
That's Just About How It Is 5L Good One .
Oldsod - October 25, 2014, 7:08 am
Excellent!
Thedge - October 24, 2014, 3:31 pm
Respectfully, thank you.
Cannabal - October 24, 2014, 3:23 pm
Wow, that really makes you think. Excellent work, Thedge.


LONGEVITY -


TAGS: sleeping with the fishes is kinky
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:59 pm
'ziffff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 11:54 pm
Thank you. That Rape means everything to me. It was my first time.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:49 pm
and Burton Cummings, and Doug and the Slugs.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:48 pm
Yep. For a second there I thought I demanded my mixed rape (r-a-p-e) back. But given that it's Mooooooooooooooooooooo we're talking about here ... he can keep THAT.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:45 pm
Test: tape
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:44 pm
Why is t-a-p-e censored?
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:42 pm
The children?!! Hey, skkrew the-- uhm, nevermind. But I want that mixed tape I made you. Give it back ya big whiner. And for yor 411 ... it's not all Dalbelo and Arcade Fire. There's some Good Charlet on there, and some Dictators, and National Velvet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 9:15 pm
Dammit Sean! come back to us....think about the children.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 8:30 pm
Thanks. You're the goochiest.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:12 pm
Genius
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
crap, is that were it went? 5L
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 8:11 pm
5L
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:48 pm
Bravo.
Faceplant31 - October 4, 2010, 12:28 pm
5L. Nice one sean


Insomnia -


TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm

Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...


I FART - in your general direction


TAGS: john cleese fart monty python
Rating: 4.17/5

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Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am

ok ok...so i had to drop a 5L on this....lol.


CATS - They REALLY don't give a Sh*t. Good for them!


TAGS: cats kill people sleep cubby
Rating: 4.06/5

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ICEMAN - June 30, 2010, 7:25 pm
Aww hell, no I'm not. ;)
ICEMAN - June 30, 2010, 7:19 pm
#102... Target practice. (sorry Sean)
Chef - June 30, 2010, 3:36 pm
From my upcoming book, "101 things you can do with a cat BEFORE you cook them."


WAITING... - Me is here, how come you no call?




JOB SKILLS -


TAGS: unempleed out sourcing no job skills
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 26, 2011, 5:14 pm

lol....i know.
c0okydough - July 26, 2011, 9:19 am
5 pairs of epic shoes (: but seriously, I gotta have these...


PORTRAITS -


TAGS: night bed sleep
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Sho

dy2012 - June 9, 2012, 12:54 am
Nice one Sho!You're the master of supense..Alfred Hitchcock of Motifake
Sho - June 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
visit motitwist.com for motivational ones. no need to create a new acount
RealityCheck - June 3, 2012, 5:19 pm
It's supposed to be a motivational poster, not a short novel.
LiquidAngel - June 2, 2012, 5:54 pm
creepy and creative, beautifully done
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:21 am
A motifake that you created.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:20 am
Dude! I think that’s the second Motifake I nearly defecated myself. Good job!
rerun - June 2, 2012, 8:03 am

shivers, wonderful


FADING LOVE -


TAGS: love fade sleep
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Nissta - April 12, 2012, 8:12 pm
so what does it flaming mean when you're an insomniac!!!!


GUY FLEEGMAN - A character so awesome... no one remembers his last name 'till the END of the movie


TAGS: guy fleegman galaxy quest rockwell
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by TylerDaniels

fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 8:59 am
Sorry, I got caught up in the article about Gwen's cleavage.
MPsniper - May 13, 2012, 7:49 am
GREAT movie !


BENDER - Please insert liquor!


TAGS: bender fry leela futurama adult swim comedy central robot robots
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by jalford

MO - July 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
Liquor in front, cock goes in Jalfords rear.


NO TIME -


TAGS: day mirror bruce lee
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Sho

gas - March 21, 2012, 3:27 pm
agree, great one sho!
carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:57 pm
(carebear BANNED)


WALKER TEXAS WHO? - Bow down to Bruce!




C-L-A-S-S -




TO PROTECT AND SERVE -




HIPSTER BRUCE LEE - "I had Skill Level Asian Before it was popular." "I'm with the White Lotus, you've probably never heard of them."




NORWAY IS NOT FUNNY - BUUUT -




WORKING GIRLS - Always happy when the fleet is in


TAGS: fleet week sf
Rating: 3.73/5

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LOADED QUESTIONS - Is it OK Mom, if the Cats sleep on my bed tonight?




YOUR TAX DOLLARS -




ULTIMATE BAD ASS - Chuck Norris loses to Bruce Lee on film. Bruce Lee mysteriously dies. Coincidence?


TAGS: bruce lee chuck norris
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Michael Ott

Zed - January 14, 2010, 8:42 pm
Bruce simply willed himself to die, since he got tired of hearing Chuck whine about it 24/7.
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:13 pm
That, and an azzhole so big around you probably haven't heard yourself fart since 1989.
Me_ - January 13, 2010, 5:34 pm
Love these. Chuck is a better actor than a martial artist. At least that was what I got from practicing with him 20 years ago.


BRUCE LEE - He defeated Chuck Norris in "Way of the Dragon". He is also dead. Coincidence?


TAGS: bruce lee chuck norris
Rating: 1.93/5

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Warghl - June 18, 2009, 5:01 pm
Sheesh you guys, everyone knows norris summoned the elder god cthulu to devour bruce after he lost in that movie.


GIVING UP -




BRUCE LEE - No think, Feel.


TAGS: bruce lee no think feel
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:09 am

lolz...and tru dat!


SORRY, STAN LEE - Long before you invented the Iron Man There was... THE TIN MAN!!


TAGS: iron man stan lee
Rating: 4.68/5

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Greeny - October 5, 2011, 9:09 pm
and his dog... Rin
Airman - October 5, 2011, 7:43 pm
oil can


INSOMNIA -




CHUCK NORRIS - Cannot beat Bruce Lee without his beard (he's gonna kill me now)


TAGS: chuck norris vs bruce lee
Rating: 3.08/5

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Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 10:15 am
Chuk Norris = 1L!


0.337 EUROS - He's an entire euro away from being leet


TAGS: celebrity leet cent 50
Rating: 2.31/5

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Whatever. - April 15, 2009, 1:03 pm
yeah, but still a million light-years away from being cool...


THE BIBLE, STAN LEE VERSION - EXODUS 14:10-16:10 'nuff said


TAGS: bible religion stan lee marvel spiderman
Rating: 2.31/5

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Smokey - June 4, 2009, 5:30 pm
The book of excelsior!
agdaniele - May 15, 2009, 7:29 pm
Let my pixels go!!!!


LULZ - I no-scoped JFK


TAGS: lulz i no scoped jfk lee harvey oswald
Rating: 1.82/5

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agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 9:11 pm
Approved!


nocturnal paranoia -


TAGS: while you were sleeping i was staring
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:35 pm
Actua5Lly the dangerous part was when the ex woke up from me watching him cuz I always tried something new each time to scare the sh*t out of him...muhahaha!


CONSCIOUSNESS - That annoying time between this nap and the next one.




IGNORANT -


TAGS: sleep alone nightmare
Rating: 4.2/5

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Sho - July 15, 2012, 1:49 pm
152796 :P
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 1:36 pm
I called myself a n00b in reference to my time spent here. I also called myself a narcissist which means that I already know I'm better than all of you...at least that's what your girlfriends think ;)
Sho - July 15, 2012, 12:45 pm
Lmao y'all are killing me xD
GaryO - July 15, 2012, 12:29 pm
…and the Sho must go on…..hind ends up everyone! First sniff’s on me. Cheers.
Sho - July 15, 2012, 12:15 pm
Point well made, steve. And no need to call yourself a noob, we all get better by learning and trying
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 12:14 pm
quality work. So as a n00b and as a narcissistic bitter old man, I ask you all to kiss and make up before I have to put you all over my knee ;)How's that for length? LOL
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 12:10 pm
not matter as long as it's good and entertaining. I find shorter and precise easier to read with my short attention span. Part of the beauty of Motifake is that it allows a variety of styles for a variety of tastes and I find all the regulars here do
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 12:06 pm
I realize that I'm just a n00b but if I can offer my opinion, I personally look at the pic first, then the title, then what is written below. Each must grab my attention and keep it or I stop and move on. I hate to waste time and while length to me does
Sho - July 14, 2012, 11:35 am
Let me put it simple for you. It doesn't matter tome if you don't like long posters. I will keep making more. The mods like them, a lot of other people on the site likes them. And I know you love them too. There will be more so sit back, learn and enjoy.
spacedog - July 14, 2012, 10:46 am
Ha! So why don't you re-read your first comment on this poster and see if it resembles pi55ing and moaning? Do you plan on sharing any positive opinions of posters or is trolling all we can expect?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2012, 10:37 am
I was hoping that you'd catch on and realize that no one agrees with you...Why do you think that you get to decide how posters should be made? you've got no business criticizing anyone's posters.
RealityCheck - July 14, 2012, 10:29 am
Not nearly as easy as whining when someone criticizes.
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:36 pm
You have made this point before. You are entitled to your opinion, but I like this poster. I gave it 5L. Sho creates great atmosphere with his posters. You should try it. It's not easy, like criticizing.
Sho - July 13, 2012, 7:28 pm
You like these don't you? I'll make sure to make a lot more.
RealityCheck - July 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
Yet another FABULOUS short novel by one of the members here.... as a demotivator, however, it leaves something to be desired. Like EDITING FOR BREVITY.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:10 am
Another fanta5tic Motifake by Sho that creeps me out, reminding why I sleep with a buck knife XD Good job, dude! Well worded.
Jerry430 - July 13, 2012, 1:49 am
Isn't that that one guy from Ponyo?
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 10:42 am
I KNEW IT!!


IMAGINATION - If I could only be with you in my dreams, I would sleep forever.


TAGS: dream love sleep
Rating: 3.78/5

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Zealot - April 8, 2010, 5:40 pm
if dreams were like that than we wouldn't know what was life or the dream
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 5:24 pm
I like it. I hate having good dreams cause once you wake up you can't ever go right back to where you left off.


HOT GLEE -


TAGS: hot glee
Rating: 3.69/5

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YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE SLEEPING -


TAGS: yo dawg meme dog sleep
Rating: 3/5

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CaptainBaked - May 21, 2011, 6:02 pm
AHAHA! Try and say this like xzibit would... redonculous!


JAPANESE WOMEN -




MERLIN IS A PIMP! - The ladies love his magic wand!


TAGS: merlin sword in the stone disney tinkerbell pinocchio sleeping beauty
Rating: 2.59/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 13, 2009, 12:10 pm
Sure,But what he did to young Arthur was unconscionable.
LogicDude - August 13, 2009, 12:03 pm
Cuz he's got the magic stick!


SOLITUDE -


TAGS: share evenly comfortable sleep calendar
Rating: 4.79/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 4:55 pm
Being divorced this poster made me feel like I had a little piece of revenge somehow. Nice!


FULL STEAM AHEAD CAPTAIN -


TAGS: navy greet thefleet admiral smith
Rating: 4.74/5

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RonE - December 23, 2011, 12:55 am
Only thing not right about that is me not in the middle.
Reality Lord - December 22, 2011, 5:57 pm

damn right. dude should be wearing protective equipment around high voltage. p'ffft.
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 4:29 pm
That's Not Right .


SLEEPING -




NEVER WAKE A SLEEPING PRINCESS! -


TAGS: diva beauty rest sleep cubby
Rating: 4.61/5

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Produceman117 - July 11, 2010, 3:56 am
Very cool.
vasilache - July 8, 2010, 8:37 am
@faceplant you mean Lady Gaga?
Reality Lord - July 7, 2010, 11:26 pm

i swear to god man...5L's don't do it for this. awesome!
Derek - July 7, 2010, 6:21 pm
Her name is China
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
one of your best cubster! 5L!
Cubbybear - July 7, 2010, 5:09 pm
Snow is the fairest one of all
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 4:03 pm
AMSOME! Kinda looks like Marilyn Manson's sister tho?
Cubbybear - July 7, 2010, 3:38 pm
Thank you sir
sickartist - July 7, 2010, 3:02 pm
Niiiiiiice! 5L


A COP SLEEPING IN THEIR CAR = FAIL -


TAGS: police fail sleep stupid
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by p4l4din

MashiMashi - June 22, 2012, 1:54 am
the real story is what he did to piss off his fellow officers that theyed do that to him
Iconoclast - June 20, 2012, 11:55 pm
True story. Cop on stakeout, falls asleep, other officers open the door, remove his pistol, remove equipment from the car. He tried to defend himself when brought up on dereliction charges. He lost.
SteveFurlong - June 20, 2012, 7:23 pm
I used to bike to work through a mall parking lot that sometimes had a sleeping cop. So I carried my camera until I found him sleeping again... and the battery was dead. Which gives me an idea for a poster.
Reality Lord - June 20, 2012, 6:57 am

not so bad unless you're rolling down the highway. nice poster :)


YOUNG AND OLD - You say I have daddy issues, but I’m not the one sleeping with someone my daughters age.




WORK ETHIC - It's why you'll have that management position later on.




VILLAINESS KOMBAT - The Disney Villainesses try out Street Fighting.




that darn cat -


TAGS: bruce lee cat scratch
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 7:04 pm

Nice one, Vilnius. Made me LOL~~


Gotta Know -


TAGS: sleep feelings refreshed bed day
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 12:42 am
Dammit...only choke? I was really trying for that snort through your nose thingy. Oh well still taking the 5L's. Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:03 pm
Prissy, you made me choke on my coffee again! Totally relate!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!


REDUNDANCY -


TAGS: redundant fawlty towers bleeding obvious pzy
Rating: 4.89/5

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Derek - January 18, 2011, 4:43 pm
I bet there are a lot of Aussies contemplating wet floors just now.


FAILURE - When your best just isn't Good enough...Get a better T-Shirt!!


TAGS: drunk sleep
Rating: 4.63/5

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PUNCTUALITY - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


TAGS: why i sleep in
Rating: 4.59/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:00 am
funny 5L


TO SLEEP - Perchance to dream.




PLEASE REMEMBER - That When I Shove This Machete Into Your Stomach And Rip Out Your Intestines That It's Not Personal It's Just My Job




THE AMERICAN DREAM - For you have to be sleeping to believe it




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